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I may as well go to work tired as well.
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Why did the duck cross the road?
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Because it was there.
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The duck or the road?
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Shit just got deep
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Hungover at work is common where I work.
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STOP MAKING ME WANT TO WORK WITH YOU
CAN MY JAG PARK NEXT TO THE JUKE PARENTHESES THEY BOTH START WITH J PARENTHESES QUESTIONMARK
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French toast or waffles
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How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Does the French roast get syrup, or is this a trick question?
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Thoughts on RoboCop?
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Would you rather DD a Jag with a Ferrari F1 transmission or a Toyota Corolla with a manual?
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I try to use “Can you fly, Bobby?” in at least one conversation a day. Does that answer your question?
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That means finishing at 11:00pm, & doing 10 hour shifts in a hot kitchen with minimal breaks. It’s also very high stress. Only to get paid in peanuts & bubble gum.
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But how much alcohol is involved?
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Let’s put it this way: I’m pretty sure my Jag is currently leaking oil through the head gaskets. Yet, somehow, my greatest concern is still its shitty ZF transmission.
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I’d buy that for a dollar!
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There is a bar there, but you can only have a drink when not on shift (& break).
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I don’t have a question, I’m just also drinking and listening to music from the 60s
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Boxers or briefs
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For myself or someone I wish to torture?
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Sounds like the perfect time for a manual swap!
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Shit just got real.
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I didn’t sleep when I saw it at 8 years old. Thanks Dad.
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I grew up with my mom making me watch slasher films. Deal with it. I had to deal with Michael Myers.
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Does a bear shit in a residential trash receptacle?
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Yes.
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A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Starred because of
Sympathy for the Devil.
“A man of wealth and taste”, perhaps the best line of the song. (Indeed, how many have gone to hell due to an excess of both?)